Caustic Quips

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by Sally Barnes

Caustic quips, wicked putdowns and cutting one-liners.

 

This isn't your ordinary book of quotes. This is not meant to uplift or motivate, this is supposed to make you laugh. A lot.

Caustic Quips is a collection of cutting quips, wicked putdowns and all manner of one-liners that you'll wish you said.

Sally Barnes has compiled the best of the worst from celebrities, comedians, literary giants and the like. Once you pick this up it'll be hard to put down, so tantalising cynical and down-right mean, there really is no rest for the wicked.

The 't' is silent, as in Harlow.
Margot Asquith, when Jean Harlow mispronounced her name

Drew Barrymore sings so badly, deaf people refuse to watch her lips move.
Woody Allen

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln (1861-65), US president